Memoirs of a My Top Drawer Salesperson

Sin City in Taupo - this is one of the item's they purchased, and was for advertising - check out their Face Book page.... it looks awesome! If you are keen on something like this or similar, check our website, you can't find anything? Please email me .

Sold my first one to a lady that was so keen on her purchase she didn't want to let me finish my coffee so I stayed for a few hour's Yup, I'm one of those annoying friend's. Haha.  She discovered that she's to short for the ball and vibe together. So separated ball and vibrator, using the vibrator in her room and the ball to exercise. Her teenager son had discovered the hole where the vibe goes into the ball and asked why it's there and her reply was "  I'm hiding my lollies there for later  " bahahaha I...

Are Adult Novelties just used for sex toys? Well I've seen a few (forgotten) on many bathroom walls.  One party we had a customer purchase the PRIDE DILDO. They had all decided that they wanted to put it on a friend's truck because he's a "cheeky bugger", and it would be hilarious to watch him react. Rung me the next day to swap it over for two LOLLICOCK 7" SLIM STICK WITH BALLS,( one was a pretty pink and other was blue) as they knew he'll throw it away. Annnd they have another one. No problem Girlfriend!

Pre covid, we were hosting a party in another city, and were staying at the home of someone we know well. That person was a tradie and just LOVED the look of our 18 Inch double ender. He said that he'd keep it in his work van to smack his apprentices with when they slacked off. He then hit me with it, so I snatched it to get him back. We ran around the house a bit before I caught up and flicked it up at him, getting him in a very tender area. So while he recovered, I was apologizing. ...